| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down | ||||
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And, according to the nonfactzone here are the Colbert lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I love New York, King of all the Cities
Lived up by the Guggenheim, ’til I got some kiddies
Moved to Connecticut, ‘bye George Pataki
Volvo to the dry-cleaners, pickin’ up my khakis
Shoppin’ mall is close, my community is gated
My shorties are all private school educated
Home theater system, 60-inch plasma
Clean suburban air, much better for my asthma
Still hit the city, Times Square, keep it real
Hard Rock Cafe for the appetizer deal
M&M Store, Disney Store, I’m in heaven
I own this town from 41st to 47th
Take you to The Lion King, that show is fantastic
Leave half an hour early so I can beat the traffic
I can get home really fast, driver rocks an E-Z Pass
Land of cheaper gas and the upper middle class
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4 comments:
I LOVE this! What does he say: "My shorties are all private school educated
Home theater system, 60-inch plasma
Clean suburban air, much better for my asthma."
Colbert's so switched on!
I think Alicia should tour with Stephen and drop Jay-Z. But that's just me. ;)
Man, this is hilarious!
As someone would put it, I love this all sorts of things! :)
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